Better Than A Glory Hole No. 1

by Percy Piss Wizard

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    Better Than A Glory Hole is a tape series, so you can totally dig this on tape. That's pretty rad. Comes with a mini zine with some heartfelt writings by a cat. No shit.

    Costs a small fortune to ship outside of China so maybe just wait for the boxed set yeah?

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The Difficulty of Being A Musician Cat or Cat Musician. By P Pisswizz

It's tough being a cat and a musician. Because I am small, I constantly jump and down on my gear to make things happen. Humans think it is cute, laugh, and take pictures which then end up on social media sites that I can't access because I am a cat. People don't feel my inner turmoil about not being able step on a pedal as easily as they can. Or being unable to turn the knobs on a synthesizer because I don't have thumbs. My brother, Keyboard Cat, has it the most worst because they keep making videos of him expressing himself and all people do is laugh. I try to scream and it's just a meow. Oh woe is me and the plight of other cat musicians. I wish I was a lion and then I could roar. People respect a roar, not a meow.

Better Than A Glory Hole is a new series that aims to release an album a month in limited runs. The goal is quite simple. We would like to work with as many different people as possible because we believe there are many great musicians that deserve a chance to be heard. Why would we call it Better Than A Glory Hole? Because we at Nasty Wizard Recordings believe that it isn't harder to be better than a glory hole. Unless, of course, you like glory holes... We won't judge but others might.


released May 31, 2015

Percy Piss Wizard: Music and Vox
Scum Fuck: Lead Vox on Drinking milk to get ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence
Recorded May 8-11, 2015



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A secret order of tape alchemists residing in Beijing, China, who do everything in their power to promulgate weird and interesting sounds/visuals on (mostly) obsolete audio formats (and Bandcamp), while creating connections between creative scenes around the world through compilations and split releases. ... more

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