by CAT AIDS & DJ Urine

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  • CAT AIDS & DJ Urine Tape
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    [Despite this being listed as sold out we might actually have some copies. This is because shipping tapes out of China is a bit of headache and can be expensive, so if you'd like to buy a copy of this tape the easiest thing would be to email us at and we'll figure something out]

    Why do you need this on tape? Because. Because you can chill on the street corner listening on your walkman and when somebody says "whatcha listen to?" you can spit back "CAT AIDS DJ URINE fool!"

    It's on a tape, the artwork by Nan Guazi looks sweet, made in China. Dope.

    Cat not included. Shipping outside of China costs a small fortune, sorry.

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A split release between the greatest band in Beijing, CAT AIDS, and the sweetest smelling remix bandit in the known universe, DJ Urine. If you were contemplating ending it all and going to work in accountancy or something, don’t. Stay on at the pet shop, keep that stupid haircut, continue to put scissors in electrical sockets, because this tape is here.

On the A side, CAT AIDS reemerge as a three piece with the addition of virtuoso guitarist Meow Ze Bong (former session musician for INXS , Leo Sayer, and Bannanarama) enabling Gustav Von Klusterfuck (bass) and Percy Piss Wizard (drums) to take CAT AIDS into the stratosphere of intergalactic doom punk (sort of like if members of Motorhead and Witchfinder General teamed up with Brian Eno on the pretence of making music, yet instead consumed a shitload of horse tranquillisers and went around the neighbourhood spray painting dicks on the side of parked cars). Lyrics on tracks such as ‘sugar APE’ and ‘Zen And The Art of Bad Manners’ range from love letters to the Beijing underground to body part transplants.

On side B Nasty Wizard Recordings is equally excited to have the master of shattered records and over abused styluses , DJ Urine. A time traveling sonic nomad, DJ Urine is an antidote to the Olympics of Boring that is a world filled with Macbook toting Barbie and Ken dolls masquerading as deejays. In comparison DJ Urine is that messed up kid next door who rips the limbs off of the pretty dolls and grafts them together to create bizarre creatures from your darkness nightmares. While all the hip kids are pissing around cutting up mp3s and half heartedly pasting them together under the pretense of post-modern art in the hope that someone will blog about them, DJ Urine is slicing up and smashing actual records and then randomly super gluing them back together AND then mixing them live, right in front of audiences. In short DJ Urine makes Girl Talk look like a monumental pussy/lazy nerd who flirts with distorting conventions, instead of actually smashing them round the back of the head with a baseball bat.

The whole beautiful mess is to be found on a reels of magnetic tape produced within a grudge pit in Beijing, China. The original artwork by Chinese superstar artist Nan Guazi (responsible for the deliciously noise/doom laden split between To Die and Nahash also on NWR) pretty much features a shark humping a unicorn. Inside the tape’s booklet there is a special secret surprise, except it’s so small you’ll need a magnifying glass to read it or you’ll ruin your eyes trying to.

If you thought the Nasty Wizards couldn’t get any nastier you’d better believe the CAT AIDS/ DJ Urine split proves they’re just getting started.


released June 18, 2015

Meow Ze Bong - guitar, vocals
Gustav Von Klusterfuk - bass, vocals
Percy Piss Wizard - drums, noise, recording, mixing, mastering
Om - vocals
Hairy Don - saxophone
Recorded in Beijing, China.

Meow Ze Bong would like thank Laura and Marvin Clary for still supporting and loving their 28 year old manchild. Love to Chantakahn Saetehn, the biggest little rocker I know. To CAT AIDS, thanks for nothing.

DJ Urine is DJ Urine.

Artwork by Nan Guazi.



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Nasty Wizard Recordings Beijing, China

A secret order of tape alchemists residing in Beijing, China, who do everything in their power to promulgate weird and interesting sounds/visuals on (mostly) obsolete audio formats (and Bandcamp), while creating connections between creative scenes around the world through compilations and split releases. ... more

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